Here's a posting from my favorite internet humor site, Timothy McSweeney's Interet Tendency. They do these lists and they're quite funny and rediculous. Here's an example.

Secret Canadian
Superweapons in
Development.

BY WYNN QUON

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Titanium Mountie

Canadarm face slapper

Ballistic beavernauts

120 mm maple-syrup mortar

Peacekeeping robot that attacks you by surprise

Bioengineered crazy lumberjack choppers